my immortals có nghĩa làA fan fiction that, if it's fake, then it's complete genius; and if it's real it's total desecration of a perfectly good book/movie series. Starring the ultimate Mary Sue Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way, who is "totally goff". Nearly everything is misspelled. ALL of the characters are COMPLETELY ooc. Also, theyre SO cool, that they do crack AND coke. Because apparently the author didn't realize that crack IS coke. ExampleFriend: "Let's read my immortal!"Friend two: "No, I'm afraid I'll vomit." Friend: "But I want to find out what happens to Ebony/Enoby/Ebobby/Egogy/Tara, or however else the author decides to spell her name!" my immortals có nghĩa làFanfiction supposedly written by a one, Terra Gillespie. Though many theorize that this work and it's author are entirely satire.
If it is satire, it is on an Andy Kaufman level of genius.
The story stars Terra as Ebony Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way. A self described goff (spelling Goth with oddly situational Cockney phonetics) vampire (with straight teeth) who loves Hot Topic and hates herself some "prepz" (A word I never heard anyone, outside of a high school, speak with any sincerity short of A.C. Slater from Saved by the Bell.
The story features many unique and unfortunate points of interest.
1. Virtually every chapter starts with the author yelling and swearing at the reader base. Threatening to stop writing if at least five good reviews aren't posted. Essentially holding crap for hostage.
2. Character names are apparently suggestions. Each character, including her own, is systematically misspelled in a way that puts the greatest telemarketers to shame. Watching her try to spell "McGonagall" is sad, like watching a limbless man in a three legged race.
3. Harry Potter is now a vampire and, in a veritable orgy of creativity, refers to himself as "Vampire".
4. Dumbledore swears like a sailor. Dropping more f-bombs than a Dennis Leary standup set.
5. Voldemort gives Ebony a gun at one point to kill Vampire Potter, and speaks in Ye' Olde Rene Faire Englishe.
6. Ebony is in a gothic metal band called "Bloody Gothic Rose 666". Apparently they sound like a mix of between Good Charlette, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance and really bad idea. ExampleMy Immortal is either the single greatest work of viral satire since Chad Warden Or, the single greatest strike against public school systems to date.my immortals có nghĩa là1. a song by evanescence (a modern-ish proto-goth pop band fronted by Amy Lee) ExampleMy immortal is one of the best songs ever written. It reflects how my soul felt after my last breakupTara: Lolz!! prepz be wear!! my immortal fart two cums ut dis weak!!! goffs rule my immortals có nghĩa làThe worst fan fiction in the history of fan fiction. Possibly a genius fake by a dedicated troll. it is very likely that the author is dyslexic. ExampleFriend: "dude, you have to read my immortal"Friend: " why? It's total shit, and my grandma just died" Friend: "exactly! You need a good laugh" my immortals có nghĩa là1. A song by Evanescence Example1. "My Immortal's a pretty decent song!"2. I only had to read the first paragraph of My Immortal to know that Enoby Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was a Mary Sue. my immortals có nghĩa làThe other person is wrong. This song is about a past love who died and/or Amy Lee's younger sister who tragically died, not God. I'm not sure how this person got that impression. Just correcting. ExampleMy Immortal is Evanescence's finest song.my immortals có nghĩa làsuperb evanescence song that i cant get out of my head. a song about God that is very emotionally powerful. Example"my immortal" is one of the greatest songs ever written.www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels. |