pledge allegiance có nghĩa làA type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this: ExampleYolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing." Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing" Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed." pledge allegiance có nghĩa làThat irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom. Example"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.pledge allegiance có nghĩa làDaily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists. ExampleI pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.pledge allegiance có nghĩa làDaily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing. ExampleAmerica was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.pledge allegiance có nghĩa làThe Pledge of Allegiance is a form of indoctrination invented by the U.S. government and is crammed down the throats of young children who don’t know what it means. Translated into layman’s terms it means: “I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.” ExampleThe first amendment was violated when they added ‘under god’ to the pledge of allegiance.pledge allegiance có nghĩa làA word that means the same thing as promise, pinky swear, swear on my life, ect. what you tell someone when you want to assert sincerity regarding a promise. Example"Do you promise to meet me at the mall at 2 o'clock, Pledge allegiance ok?" "Ok,ok, I pledge allegiance." (or,) "What happened to you? you said you would not leave me alone at the party, but you did! "Did I pledge allegiance?" "Um, no. But..." "But nothing. Did I pledge allegiance?" "No..," "Alrighty then."pledge allegiance có nghĩa làThe key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card. ExampleRyan: Did you eat the rest of the cerealRobert: Yeah why Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers* Robert: U-ur mom gay! Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u Robert: *falls to his knees* Don- Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\• *Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains life force of every single living thing existence, becoming one with void*< div> pledge allegiance có nghĩa làwhen you're too cool to pledge allegiance to the flag alone Examplei pledge allegiance to the swag mothafuckaaa!pledge allegiance có nghĩa làThe satanic ritual that Americans do. Example"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"pledge allegiance có nghĩa làI pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!! ExampleEvery morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS! |