geelong có nghĩa làA city full of crackheads and people who talk too much shit. Example-"Did you go to Geelong?" -"Couldn't wait to get out of there.."geelong có nghĩa làA town in Victoria, Australia which is often subjected to prejudice from cretins who shat themselves when they entered Norlane, ran off, and thus formed their half-arsed opinions based on those experiences. ExampleBellend - lolz, fuck Geelong, it's full of intolerant wankers.Un-stereotypical, typical Geelong person - Oh the irony! geelong có nghĩa làGeelong, the second most large city behind victoria's Capital 'Melbourne, it is known for its Ghanda trackpants epidemic its football club and its Ford cart plant which has recently sacked half its staff AKA half of geelong and its beach 'eastern beach/promenade' basically the beach all the tourists love to swim at and all the locals arent dumb enough to swim therew when theres actualy Clean beaches another 20 minutes down the coast. Example"hey im sam i live in geelong"| "ohhh your from geelong...." *crickets sound* *tumblewweed passes* "nah man good for you i understand now." geelong có nghĩa làA small city about 45 minutes from Melbourne. Mainly made up of suburbs populated by unsophisticated and intolerant white people (see hicks). The waterfront has some nice restaurants but other than that it's boring. The younger population are especially unintelligent compared to other cities - they all dress, talk, and act in the same retarded manner. Overall Geelong is nothing special. People who actually like this city probably don't know any better. Example"Lets not go to Geelong."Geelong local: Yerrr Geelong is fully sick mate!! Everyone else: No, it really isn't. geelong có nghĩa làa small town about an hours drive from melbourne. it is a hole. Exampleguy; hey, whats that place?girl; keep driving, its a hole. guy; oh, i dnt wnt 2 live in a hole. *drives past sign saying "geelong"* geelong có nghĩa làA place where all the rich kids go to school Example20,000 a yearfucked up = The Geelong College geelong có nghĩa làA small town in Victoria known for an Australian Rules Football Club whose moniker arose from a black cat that apparently brought the team some luck in the 1920's. The town is also famous for its 'bogans', though these populate the towns north - an area closest to the Bogan Capital of Melbourne. The central suburbs of Geelong are highly affluent and characterised by families who send their children to over-priced schools such as Geelong Grammar and Geelong College. Everyone one else in Geelong is Catholic; their children attending single-sex schools such as St Joseph's and St Mary's. The town is considered a 'great place to bring up children'. This is another way of saying that parents in the town feel they don't have to worry too much about their children in such a 'safe town'. This wonderful myth and parental apathy extends into the child's adolescence, where the 'youth' of Geelong are free to run wild and experiment heavily. Interesting sub-cultures are often created in the process, before the late-adolescent Geelong person is old enough to leave the town (usually as soon as possible) for a real city. Those who escape the town usually have a wonderful sense of humour, become incredibly successful, and feel a continuing sense of empathy toward black cats and the Geelong Football Club. They also become over-protective parents. ExampleVarious Australian Prime Ministers, Various Geelong Australian Musicians, Various Australian Artists, MANY Australian Geelong Footballers.geelong có nghĩa làA school full of snobby rich kids who think they're better than the rest of the world ExampleHe's from geelong grammar, he must be loadedgeelong có nghĩa làDrug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends.. ExampleLets go into town.Lets not it smells like a geelong mall rats kind of day. geelong có nghĩa làA city that really isn't a city. Capital of closing down shops that never close Georges Rug Clearance store, Ryrie Street There's the one cbd area smack bang in the centre with an aged foreshore. Anything outside this area is kinda pointless for tourists unless your going down the coast (great ocean road/otway). The city has cleaned its name since it's emo days during the lates 00's but the southern and western suburbs treat the north and eastern suburbs like shit. No we are not a part of Melbourne and our footy team is different, whereas say, collingwood or any melbourne suburb afl team would have there main supporters in the one suburb, Geelong has an entire city of supporters. Traffic is just as bad as Melbourne for a fraction of the residents. Stay away from Solar Drive, Plume street and that seven-eleven store in town. ExampleGeelong is Melbournes bitch. |